makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
WHAT THE FRICK FRACK PADDY WACK SNICK SNACK CRACK PACK SLACK MACK QUARTERBACK CRACKERJACK BIOFEEDBACK BACKTRACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACK TIC-TAC DOES ADAM THINK HE IS DOIN?!
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
I JUST WANT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU
AND KISS YOUR STUPID FACE
AND SNUGGLE YOU ALL NIGHT
I DON’T KNOW
I’M LAME OKAY
YOU’RE JUST REALLY AMAZING
i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
quick, we need to passionately make out for science